THE annual post-game banquet was
winding up. The last rolling "R" of the speaker's hearty Caledonian accent died away
sonorously. The company of students and alumni, all Scots, began to adjourn to the spacious
bar for stronger stuff than the comparatively innocuous wines on the tables. A goal-scorer
in a soccer game between my school and its centuries-old rival, I rated some popularity and
the admiration of the moment expressed in famous ales and whiskey and soda. I was the son of
a clergyman and just past sixteen years of age.
Waking in my hotel room the next day, I groaned. I didn't want to see or talk to anyone.
Then someone raised my head and put a glass to my lips. "What you need is 'a hair of the dog
that bit you', get this into you."
The smell of the stuff sickened me. I grimaced, gulped the draught down and fell back on the
bed. Somehow it stayed down and in about fifteen minutes I began to feel better and managed
to eat a fair breakfast. That was my first experience of the "morning after"
drink.
Back to college and my apprenticeship to a well-known lawyer, the students in their various
clubs and societies, tippled enormously. I gave up the law but stayed in school to graduate.
Through these college years in a city of well over a million inhabitants I learned
all the better barrooms. Burns and Byron and other colorful profligates
were the literary idols in the gang of "bloods" with whom I was a popular figure. I thought
I was a gay dog and this was the life.
With nothing but a liberal arts education, very definitely estranged from my family and
already married, soon after graduation I became a bookmaker's clerk on the British racing
circuits, far better off financially than the average professional man. I moved in a gay
crowd in the various "pubs" and sporting clubs. My wife traveled with me, but with a baby
coming I decided to settle in a large city where I got a job with a commission agent which
is a polite term for a hand-book operator. My job was to collect bets and betting-slips in
the business section, a lucrative spot. My boss, in his way, was "big business." Drinking
was all in the day's work.
One evening, the book, after checking up, was very definitely in the red for plenty through
a piece of studied carelessness on my part, and my boss, very shrewd and able, fired me with
a parting statement to the effect that once was enough. With a good stake I sailed for New
York. I knew I was through among the English "bookies."
Tom Sharkey's brawling bar on 14th Street and the famous wine-room at the back were
headquarters for me. I soon ran through my stake. Some college friends got me jobs when I
finally had to go to work, but I didn't stick to them. I wanted to travel. Making my way to
Pittsburgh, I met other former friends and got a job in a large factory where piecemakers
were making good money. My fellow-workers were mostly good
Saturday night drinkers and I was right with them. Young and able to
travel with the best of them, I managed to hold my job and keep my end up in the barrooms.
One of my keenest memories is of meeting Jack London who came in unannounced one night to
our favorite saloon, made a rousing speech, and later set up the drinks all
evening.
I quit the factory and got a job on a small newspaper, going from that to a Pittsburgh
daily, long ago defunct. Following a big drunk on that sheet where I was doing leg-work and
rewrite, a feeling of nostalgia made me buy a ticket for Liverpool and I returned to
Britain.
During my visit there, renewing acquaintance with former friends I soon spent most of my
money. I wanted to roam again and through relatives got a super-cargo job on an Australian
packet which allowed me to visit my people in Australia where I was born. But I didn't stay
long. I was soon back in Liverpool. Coming out of a pub near the Cunard pier I saw the
Lusitania standing out in the middle of the Mersey. She had just come in and was scheduled
to sail in two days. In my mind's eye I saw Broadway again and Tom Sharkey's bar; the roar
of the subway was in my ears. Saying goodbye to my wife and baby, I was treading Manhattan's
streets in a little more than a week. Again I spent my bankroll, by no means as thick as the
one I had when I first saw the skyline of Gotham. I was soon broke, this time without
trainfare to go anywhere. I got my first introduction to "riding the rods and making a
blind."
In my early twenties the hardships
of hobo life did not discourage me but I had no wish to become just a tramp. Forced to
detrain from an empty gondola on the other side of Chicago by a terrific rainstorm which
drenched me to the skin, I hit the first factory building I saw for a job. That job began a
series of brief working spells, each one ending in a "drunk" and the urge to travel. My
migrations extended for over a year as far west as Omaha. Drifting back to Ohio, I landed on
a small newspaper and later was impressed into the direction of boy-welfare work at the
local "Y". I stayed sober for four years except for a one-night carousel in Chicago. I
stayed so sober that I used to keep a quart of medicinal whiskey in my bureau which I used
to taper off the occasional newspaper alcoholics who were sent to see me.
Lots of times, vain-gloriously, I used to take the bottle out, look at it and say, "I've got
you licked."
The war was getting along. Curious about it, feeling I was missing something, absolutely
without any illusions about the aftermath, with no pronounced feeling of patriotism, I
joined up with a Canadian regiment, serving a little over two years. Slight casualties,
complicated however by a long and serious illness, were my only mishaps. Remarkably enough,
I was a very abstemious soldier. My four years of abstinence had something to do with it,
but soldiering is a tough enough game for a sober man, and I had no yen for full-pack
slogging through mud with a cognac or vin rouge hangover.
Discharged in 1919, I really made up for my dry spell.
Quebec, Toronto, Buffalo, and finally Pittsburgh, were the scenes of
man-sized drunks until I had gone through my readjusted discharge pay, a fair sum.
I again became a reporter on a Pittsburgh daily. I applied for a publicity job and got it.
My wife came over from Scotland and we started housekeeping in a large Ohio city.
The new job lasted five years. Every encouragement was given me with frequent salary
increases, but the sober times between "periods" became shorter. I myself could see
deterioration in my work, from being physically and mentally affected by liquor, although I
had not yet reached the point where all I wanted was more to drink. Successive Monday
morning hangovers, which despite mid-week resolutions to do better, came with unfailing
regularity, eventually causing me to quit my job. Washington, D.C. and news-gathering agency
work followed with many parties. I couldn't stand the pace. My drinking was never the spaced
doses of the careful tippler; it was always gluttonous.
Returning to the town I had left three months before, I became editor of a monthly magazine,
soon had additional publicity and advertising accounts and the money rolled in. The strain
of overwork soon led me to the bottle again. My wife made several attempts to get me to stop
and I had the usual visits from persons who would always ask me "Why?"-as if I knew! Offered
the job of advertising manager for an eastern automotive company, I moved to Philadelphia to
begin life anew. In three months John Barleycorn had me kicked out.
I did six years of newspaper
advertising, and trade journal work with many, many drunks of drab and dreary hue woven into
the pattern of my life. I visited my family just once in that time. An old avocation, the
collection of first editions, rare books and Americana, fascinated me between times. I had
some financial success through no ability of my own, and, when jobless and almost wiped out
in 1930, I began to trade and sell my collection and much of the proceeds went to keep my
apartment stocked with liquor and almost every night saw me helpless to bed.
I tried to help myself. I even began to go the rounds of the churches. I listened to famous
ministers-found nothing. I began to know the inside of jails and workhouses. My family would
have nothing to do with me, in fact couldn't, because I couldn't spare any of my money which
I needed for drink to support them. My last venture, a book shop, was hastened to closed
doors by my steady intoxication. Then I had an idea.
Loading a car with good old books to sell to collectors, librarians, universities and
historical societies, I started out to travel the country. I stayed sober during the trip
except for an occasional bottle of beer because funds barely met expenses. When I hit
Houston, Texas, I found employment in a large bookstore. Need I say here that in a very
short time I was walking along a prairie highway with arm extended and thumb pointed? In the
two succeeding years I held ten different jobs ranging from newspaper copy-desk and rewrite,
to traffic director for an oil field equipment company. Always in between there were
intervals of being broke,
riding freights and hitch-hiking interminable distances from one big
town to another in three states. Now on a new job I was always thinking about payday and how
much liquor I could buy and the pleasure I could have.
I knew I was a drunkard. Enduring all the hangover-hells that every alcoholic experiences, I
made the usual resolutions. My thoughts sometimes turned to the idea that there must be a
remedy. I have stood listening to street-corner preachers tell how they did beat the game.
They seemed to be happy in their fashion, they and the little group of supporters, but
always pride of intellect stopped me from seeking what they evidently had. Sniffing at
emotional religion I walked away. I was an honest agnostic but definitely not a hater of the
church or its adherents. What philosophy I had was thoroughly paganistic-all my life was
devoted to a search for pleasure. I wanted to do nothing except what it pleased me to do and
when I wanted to do it.
Federal Theatre in Texas gave me an administrative job which I held for a year, only because
I worked hard and productively when I worked, and because my very tolerant chief ascribed my
frequent lapses to a bohemian temperament. When it was closed through Washington edict I
began with Federal Writers in San Antonio. In those days my system was always to drink up my
last pay check and believe that necessity would bring the next job. A friend who knew I
would soon be broke mounted guard over me when I left my job of writing the histories of
Texas cities and put me aboard a bus for the town I had left almost five years before.
In five years a good many persons
had forgotten that I had been somewhat notorious. I had arrived drunk but promised my wife I
would keep sober, and I knew I could get work if I did. Of course, I didn't keep sober. My
wife and family stood by me for ten weeks and then, quite justifiably, ejected me. I managed
to maintain myself with odd jobs, did ten weeks in a social rescue institution and at length
wound up in a second-hand bookstore in an adjacent town as manager. While there I was called
to the hospital in my home town to see a former partner who had insisted that I visit him. I
found my friend was there for alcoholism and now he was insisting that he had found the only
cure. I listened to him, rather tolerantly. I noticed a Bible on his table and it amazed me.
I had never known him to be anything but a good healthy pagan with a propensity for getting
into liquor jams and scrapes. As he talked I gathered vaguely, (because he was a faltering
beginner then just as I am now) that to be relieved of alcoholism I would have to be
different.
Some days later, after he had been discharged, a stranger came into my shop in the nearby
town. He introduced himself and began to tell me about a bunch of some 60 former drinkers
and drunkards who met once a week, and he invited me to go with him to the next meeting. I
thanked him, pleaded business engagements and promised I'd go with him at some future date.
"Anyhow, I'm on the wagon now," I said. "I'm doing a job I like and it's quiet where I live,
practically no temptations. I don't feel bothered about liquor."
He looked at me quizzically. He knew too well that
didn't mean a thing just as I knew in my heart that it would be only a
question of time-a few days, a week, or even a month, it was inevitable-till I would be off
on another bender. The time came just a week later. And as I look back on the events of two
months, I can clearly see that I had been circling around, half-afraid of encountering the
remedy for my situation, half-wanting it, deferring fulfillment of my promise to get in
touch with the doctor I had heard about. An accident while drunk laid me low for about three
weeks. As soon as I could get up and walk I started to drink again and kept it up until my
friend of the hospital, who, in his first try at the new way of life had stubbed his toe in
Chicago but had come back to the town to take counsel and make a new start, picked me up and
got me into a hospital.
I had been drinking heavily from one state of semi-coma to another and it was several days
before I got "defogged" but subconsciously I was in earnest about wanting to quit liquor
forever. It was no momentary emotionalism born of self-pity in a maudlin condition. I was
seeking something and I was ready to learn. I did not need to be told that my efforts were
and would be unavailing if I did not get help. The doctor who came to see me almost at once
did not assail me with any new doctrines; he made sure that I had a need and that I wanted
to have that need filled and little by little I learned how my need could be met. The story
of Alcoholics Anonymous fascinated me. Singly and in groups of two or three, they came to
visit me. Some of them I had known for years, good two-fisted drinkers
who had disappeared from their former haunts. I had missed them myself
from the barrooms of the town.
There were business men, professional men, and factory workers. All sorts were represented
and their relation of experiences and how they had found the only remedy, added to their
human existence as sober men, laid the foundation of a very necessary faith. Indeed, I was
beginning to see that I would require implicit faith, like a small child, if I was going to
get anywhere or so it appeared as I lay in that hospital. The big thing was that these men
were all sober and evidently had something I didn't have. Whatever it was, I wanted it.
I left the hospital on a meeting night. I was greeted warmly, honestly, and with a true ring
of sincerity by everyone present. That night I was taken home by a former alcoholic and his
wife. They did not show me to my room and wish me a good night's rest. Instead, over coffee
cups, this man and his wife told me what had been done for them. They were earnest and
obviously trying to help me on the road I had chosen. They will never know how much their
talk with me has helped. The hospitality of their home and their fine fellowship were mine
freely.
I had never, since the believing days of childhood, been able to conceive an authority
directing the universe. But I had never been a flippant, wise-cracking sneerer at the few
persons I had met who had impressed me as Christian men and women, or at any institutions
whose sincerity of purpose I could see. No conviction was necessary to establish my status
as a miserable failure at managing my own life. I began to read the Bible
daily and to go over a simple devotional exercise as a way to begin each
day. Gradually I began to understand.
I cannot say that my taste for liquor has entirely disappeared. It has been that way with
some, but it has not been with me and may never be. Neither can I honestly say that I have
forgotten the "fleshpots of Egypt." I haven't. But I can remember the urge of the Prodigal
Son to return to his Father that he might taste of the husks that the swine did
eat.
Formerly in the acute mental and physical pain during the remorseful periods succeeding each
drunk, I found my recollection of the misery I had gone through a bolsterer of resolution
and afterward, perhaps, a deterrent for a time. But in those days I had no one to whom I
might take my troubles. Today I have. Today I have Someone who will always hear me; I have a
warm fellowship among men who understand my problems; I have tasks to do and am glad to do
them, to see others who are alcoholics and to help them in any way I can to become sober
men. I took my last drink in 1937.